Of course, that wailing, while certainly the wailing of a woman who would miss this story terribly, could also be construed as a cry of longing and joy, were I holding in my hot little hands a copy of The National Inquisition in which was... but I can't give away the plot! It's way too good!
And Caroline! I wonder if it was Dr. de Bourgh who caused her fingernails to be stubby?
Pick Me Up (posted at AHA) is rated MA for a reason, so please read responsibly. If you are of age to read smut online, it's quite a laugh.